#peacock wars

[frankiedees]

my beautiful art of the boys ☺️ i love the bous so much they are my blorbos

[evilminji]

You Know How There Are Those AU? Where SUPER Injured Ghosts Need To Retreat To Their Core?

No one seems to be USING that to its fullest potential! For SHENANIGANS! Because! Who?? Could POSSIBLY carry a Halfa's Core safely... but another Halfa?! A FULL ghost would KILL them. A human would be killed! What terribly precarious peril we find ourselves in! Oh nooooooo!

Well, no worry!

As much as Dani fuckin HATES this. That there is her brother. Her Template. Her Clone Daddy and Bestest of Bros. Like HECK she's gonna let him suffer for centuries and possibly DIE. She can take it, Doc! Pop him in! We'll go road tripping and-

What do you MEAN "No"?

Unstable??! Of course she's unstable! But the-.... Oh.

Turns OUT? Dani? Can hitch a ride in DANNY for Emergency Medical Aid... but NOT the other way around. Her body is too loosely held together. He would parasiticly consume her from within. Instead of feeding off her Ecto System like injured ghosts are supposed too, because she's a CLONE? AND an unstable one at that? His Core would just... see her body as free ectoplasm. All of it.

He'd eat her.

Which mean Frostbite can not and WILL NOT allow that.

But he's HURT! That big, off screen, cataclysmic Fight To Save Everybody From *cough cough mumbles* and settle us all in the DC universe, REALLY messed him up! What are we supposed to DO!? He can't STAY like this!!!

Enter-> My FAVORITE DCxDP Trash Ship! Vlad&Lex!!! *horrified screaming from the crowds, someone shouts "oh god, no! Please!"* Ha! There are no gods here, silly billys! Only two terrible, terrible HIGHLY Dramatic, self serving, incredibly damaged, gay peacocks. In Business Suits that cost more then your house is worth.

They're AWFUL~♡

And! Vlad was sent ahead to lay the ground work. Insure there would be no GIWs. Also because no one could stand him and his EXTENSIVE criminal record. But that's besides the point.

But!

You know what he found? A Business Nemesis. Who he routinely dates and/or Dramatically Hate Fu-*coughs* I mean, attempts a Corporate Take Over(tm) off. You know how it is. Business. He ALSO gets to make it no secret he's a "Meta", thanks to the INCOMPETENCE of one Jack Fenton, because that- *seething rant*

Yet? Dispite his STILL burning hatred for Jack? And his finally letting go of Maddie? You know what he STILL wants?

For Danny to be his Son.

*Gets a call from Frostbite*

...............soooooo........ what you're SAYING is..... I can be pregnant with Daniel.

You, Frostbite, need ME, Vladimir Masters, THE ONLY OTHER HALFA, to carry Daniel around inside my body, in what to all appearances resembles a pregnancy, in order to heal him. Because I am an Older And Stronger Halfa Upon Which He Relies.

:)

*instantly begins plotting*

Just? Imagine. Vlad is a FUCKIN LIAR. No one but him would even KNOW what was going on! He just? Rocks up one day, like? *falsely demure* "oh I couldn't POSSIBLY has any scotch, Lex! >:) I'm eating for Two~☆" and just? Deals the MAXIMUM amount of psychic damage he can.

Probably says it at their weekly, public, Veiled Threats Brunch.

It makes front page news. Luthor choked on his eggs. The paparazzi lost their SHIT. Vlad is doing the FULL Celebrity Mom Thing. The classes. The photo shoots. The Gucci sunglasses as he peruses high end strollers. All while HEAVILY suggesting that not only is "The Baby" Lex's.... but that he's going to withhold the child and deny Lex any access.

Danny isn't even aware. He's in a lovely lil medical coma. Dani is trying to find a good spot to plop down Amity. She just know Vlad is being... Vlad. Meh. He can handle it. Dan? He's not even IN the human realm and is not sure he wants to be.

But over in the LEAGUE? Everything's on fuckin FIRE.

Kon is losing his SHIT and Clark is thousand yard staring into the void. Kon's half brother is in the hands of a... Less Then Ideal... Meta that Batman is PRETTY sure is highly suspect. Might be a deliberate weapons experiment. Certainly is a hostage. And the DRAMA.

Lex has never been worse.

He might actually stab his...partner? Vlad. At the hospital. The SECOND the child is born. There are already long term kidnapping plans in the making. He's hiring lawyers. Getting VICIOUS. There have been talks with DEATHSTROKE. By BOTH OF THEM.

Clark wants to cry.

@hypewinter @ailithnight @nerdpoe @hdgnj @the-witchhunter @mutable-manifestation @babbling-babull

[clownaddict]

Also I'm sorry but Americans are so funny. For two years ya'll have hooted and hollered over how much stronger and capable the US army is and how you would steamroll Russia in a heartbeat if it ever came to it. But the second Ukraine starts to actually fight back and gain some ground and Putin starts to whine about escalation? "Oh please Ukraine can't you just give up that part of your country?" "Just give in to the Russians omg don't escalate" "Just give them Crimea omggg" "We should just stop sending weapons"

If Mexico invaded ya'll and the EU told you to "Just give them Texas", would you?

[cock-guillotine]

parachute infantry is a good book

[see-arcane]

Jonathan: “I need to learn all I can of the Count. It may prove useful later. But how to turn the conversation that way?”

-One Minute Later-

Jonathan, lounging in the library, twirling his hair: “We’ve been talking about England all this time. But you know what’s better than England?”

Dracula: :0 ?

Jonathan, batting his lashes: “You and your homeland. And the longest winded history lessons on them as possible, please, if you wouldn’t mind terribly.″

Dracula, hasn’t had a willing captive audience in ages, is his own favorite subject: :D !

[dontirrigateme]

My favorite Peacock moment

[aviyx]

satine <3

[rebornofstars]

i would be interested to hear people's dark world form headcanons for the LU boys, if anyone would like to share 👀 im having trouble remembering what animals exist for some reason 😭

[marleebeeb]

Is this anything

[kexytimes]

Still not done but I had the idea of adding the gemini constellation to her dress.

[hbowartournament]

[flyingfortress1]

Finished episode four of band of brothers:

-First of all, Bull is THE mother hen in this episode- he's constantly checking on his replacements, making sure their gear is tightly strapped, they have everything- honestly it's kinda sweet. Cause some of the guys (like Cobb) kinda rag on them a little bit, but Bull? nah, he's making sure they're all okay, gotta watch his kiddos. We love this man- just somehow becoming a single dad to a bunch of green paratroopers. It's super sweet too, cause when it comes for those guys to go search for him, the replacements are rearing to go.

-This parallel with Bull's kindness towards the replacements is even more interesting- because when he's in the barn and fighting that German soldier- there is such brutality in that scene- this is survival at the barest level- kill or be killed.

-also Bull struggling to army crawl (while having an injured shoulder no less) from a burning tank is genuinely impressive. This really was the Bull episode- and honestly, the actor killed it. The reuniting scene between him and Johnny is super sweet too- also the height difference haha.

-Bill's adoption of Babe is so funny to me honestly- I think the actual Bill said he identified Babe from the Philly shuffle- I don't know what that means- is that an actual thing?? I mean, real life Babe was short and stocky so maybe he did shuffle??

-The Eindhoven scene is both parts hilarious and horrifying. Like everyone getting kisses- Peacock (?) yelling at people to get moving while there's the kiss mark on his cheek. I love the guys who are like, yes, thank you ma'am- I need to keep moving on, thank you, thank you- I'd probably be that person honestly. And then Talbert legitimately GOING HARD on that kissing (manwhore, no shame honestly) is hilarious. And the Easy guys just being like, Mr. Dutch Resistance Sir, Excuse Me That Is A Child. On the other hand, the scene of the female collaborators being shaved, and stripped is kinda brutal. Of course, this series is from easy's pov and they're clearly horrified from it, so you as the audience feel horrified about it, but maybe they deserved it and it is probably (?) better than being shot, but still brutal. It's interesting, cause I first watched this with my mom (who is from Europe) and she had no sympathy for Nazi collaborators- but me and my friend (Americans) felt more detached I guess, and thus sympathy- cause for all you know, these ladies may have done what they did to survive, or were threatened, or forced to have relationships. What would you do in their situation? It's an interesting moral quandary.

-Also re-watching and knowing who the guys are actually- comes in handy. I didn't realize how predominantly Hoobler and Webster were in this episode, plus how their little friendship with Van Klinkin is set up- and then he dies- and the fact they were together on the Bull Rescue Mission. the blueness of Webster's eyes is so notable btw. Plus, you can actually keep up with the replacements which is nice lol.

-The bit where the parachutes are all coming down is so oddly peaceful- I don't why, but I really like that part. I think it's a very beautiful shot.

-I love how Cobb is like, y'all idiots- then right after is with the Bull Rescue Squad lying in a ditch, going damndamnitwhyi'dothisagain.

-The British tank guys honestly- like I get their reasoning, I guess. also the tank backing up furiously is kinda funny in a weird way- they're not very agile things tanks.

-also who is the officer that gets shot in the road? Was that Brewer???

[tranquil-slaughterhouse]

[cock-guillotine]

he’s so real (sorry peacock)

[emdapaladima]

[dontirrigateme]

From episode 4 - Replacements

Johnny's inability to perceive Peacock's nervousness amuses me every time.